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Privacy Policy
Welcome, Dreamers!
At the Dream Alchemist, we believe in keeping your dreams (and data) safe and sound. We don't want to be the monster under your bed, so here's our cheeky promise to you:
1. No Data Collection
That's right, folks! We don’t collect or store any personal information from our dreamers. Your privacy is as untouchable as a sweet dream on a Sunday morning. Browse, read, and explore without a care in the world.
2. Cookies are for Eating
We don’t use tracking cookies, but we sure do love the chocolate chip kind! No digital crumbs will be left behind as you wander through our mystical realms.
3. Email Subscriptions
If you subscribe to our emails, the only thing we’ll ask for is your email address. We promise not to sell, share, or swap it for magic beans. You can unsubscribe anytime, and we'll miss you, but no hard feelings!
4. Third-Party Links
Our content might sometimes link to other sites. While we aim to link only to trustworthy sources, we’re not responsible for their privacy practices. Always good to stay awake and read their policies, too.
5. Social Media
If you follow or interact with us on social media, remember that those platforms have their own privacy policies. We love our social media dreamers, but play it safe and review those policies.
6. Changes to This Policy
We might tweak this policy now and then to keep things fresh. Any changes will be posted here, so you’re always in the loop. We’ll try not to change it in our sleep!
7. Questions?
Got any burning questions or concerns? Feel free to reach out at [Your Contact Information]. We’re here to help, and we promise not to send dream ghouls after you.
Thank you for trusting the Dream Alchemist with your dream journey. Sweet dreams and worry-free wandering!
Tommy WoahNow
The Dream Alchemist